Dear Ian-

Titled so to show I can relate to my audience. (Even an unwilling audience, is an audience none the less.)

Biochemistry is the worst thing ever.

It would have made my life a whole lot easier if if was never invented madeup k… discovered. Whatever. 

Also, my life would have been a lot easier if you didn’t come a year, 9 months, 11 days and 4 hours ahead of me like some cognitively advanced John the Baptist and raise the expectations of our parents to ungodly heights. 

Also, it’d be kinda cool if my profs could mark me on the amount of TV i watch online, and iTunes songs I preview rather than course content. 

K

P.S. Is it a sin to infer that you are Jesus?