If I only had money…

In May in New York City, a buyer spent $15.2 million at a Sotheby’s auction to acquire sculptor Takashi Murakami’s “My Lonesome Cowboy,” which is of a naked man holding his penis and creating a long, curly lasso out of his ejaculate.

That story is totally true and quite weird. Though, I think we have finally found an answer to the age old question, what to buy someone who has everything. 

And apparently that answer is a semen lasso.