I am a ninja turtle, and that is my brother’s ex-housemate that I’m having a little smooch with.
Story goes as follows-
Guy: “Hey Bro, take a picture of me and your sister”
*Bro grabs camera*
Guy: “It would be cute if you kissed me on the cheek too”
*I go in for the kiss*
1…2…3…
*Guy whips head around and steals some love Ben Harper style*
*Bro rips his eyes out in horror*
That ending might have been a bit exaggerated in translation, but I prefer to remember the story that way. This photo surfaced recently and brought me back.
