April 2009
1 post
It's you, it is most definately you.
When you look at it, this had really been a long time coming. I know we’ve been hanging out quite a bit lately, but this “thing” we have going on here really needs to end.
We’ve had some good times together, and bad times too. Times when I feel like I’m addicted to you and times when I refuse to be seen around you. Like in the library.
Lately I feel like something...
March 2009
1 post
February 2009
4 posts
Collegehumor Show →
Part 1.
Awesome beginning.
Dear Ian-
Titled so to show I can relate to my audience. (Even an unwilling audience, is an audience none the less.)
Biochemistry is the worst thing ever.
It would have made my life a whole lot easier if if was never invented madeup k… discovered. Whatever.
Also, my life would have been a lot easier if you didn’t come a year, 9 months, 11 days and 4 hours ahead of me like...
September 2008
9 posts
Greyhound →
ianmac:
They must have a promo on or something
I can’t believe my parents still suggest busing as a travel option.
“There are men I dream about and sometimes there are men I dream to be, like Kurt...”
– Lloyd-Entourage
What a gem.
Love Story - Taylor Swift.
My little baby has...
Love is Noise - The Verve
The soundtrack of a...
“I heard that you should do one thing a day that scares you. That’s why I...”
– probably some frosh
hiatus corrected
No, there is nothing seriously* wrong with me.
Like the Jedi… I have returned.
*read; nothing wrong that has recently come to the attention of the world.
June 2008
15 posts
WatchGeorge Carlin
When I heard of his death, I started a romp around the internet to watch his videos. I guess I didn’t realize that the conductor from “Shining Time Station” (aka Thomas the Tank Engine) was so vulgar. Not that I don’t enjoy it, but it leaves me to ponder how exactly he landed the job. Someone saw his bit and decided he was right for a G rated childrens...
If I only had money...
In May in New York City, a buyer spent $15.2 million at a Sotheby’s auction to acquire sculptor Takashi Murakami’s “My Lonesome Cowboy,” which is of a naked man holding his penis and creating a long, curly lasso out of his ejaculate.
That story is totally true and quite weird. Though, I think we have finally found an answer to the age old question, what to buy someone who...
We were listening
to the song "Goodbye Earl" earlier when the following conversation transpired.
Danielle: Too bad we didn't actually do that.
Katie: Do what?
Danielle: Poison him and throw him in the lake.
HIM in this scenario was not specified, however it is safe to guess she is not fond of "him".
Who schedules an exam
On Friday the 13th?
Obviously someone who wants to curse the students writing.
And if that person reads this, please take that criticism constructively and please don’t fail me for saying that.
Please.
The previous post
Was a message Danielle sent me tonight about her result whilste googling her own name earlier. I will resist making the easy remarks about being desperate for attention and wanting to know where her name is recorded. However I will say that she is definitely more of a Britney than a Brangelina. The fluxuating weight, attention seeking, hair extension wearing, kid baring, sloot. Best friends...
“I like this whole fame thing. if i get really famous though im afraid ill be...”
– Danielle Vanderkooy
Across the Universe - Rufus Wainwright
Might be...
While walking through the field of our old...
Me: We used to have whole soccer games organized and played out in the 6ft space on the other side of this bump.
Sister: We used to play "girls chase boys" with , I don't think they knew they were being chased...
Me: We used to play on the edge of the field here and go crashing through the bushes into the woods when the duty teachers weren't looking.
Sister: Dylan *Last-Name* went into the Partici-Park and got naked, he lived in that house *points*, his mom walked him to school everyday.
Me: I got in trouble when *girl* ripped two buttons off my shirt and I had to stand on the wall with Ms. Parker for 5 minutes.
Sister: I got in trouble with Ms. Mason for standing in a puddle...
I forget where it went from there, but it's kinda funny to look at the things we remember from our youth.
When my life is uninteresting
I take it out on my blog by neglecting it.
The weird thing is that most of the time, interesting things are happening to me, but when I try to put into words how excited I was when I learned how you make a carmel macchiato (yep, Starbucks employee here) words truly fail me.
Maybe if I started chronicling my every move- this site could serve as at least a logbook/alibi/very drawn out...
“if you dont have tattoos you dont exist”
– eastern promises
May 2008
24 posts
WatchCool “So You Think You Can Dance” audition Scientifically speaking, there have been tests done on this guy, and his bones have been discovered to be constructed from that water and corn starch mixture you used to make for your science fair project in grade school.
“Cram it in your cram-cram”
– Danielle Vanderkooy Please Danielle, refrain from saying this anytime you have nothing else to say.
Watchianmac: The new pad for the fall I would like the room that you are saving for me (when I come to visit you) to be painted puce green with sage detailing. I will give you a dust ruffle to reference for the color palate. Also, who are you living with? .. and do they plan on inhabiting the couch in the living room full time? Just curious, that seems like a trend you might be headed somewhere...
WatchValedictorian Speech Good friend of mine asked me to write this speech for him. I think it went over pretty well. Also, I like to take credit for the comedic genius of others. (Was it just me or what his timing amazing?)
Love Generation - Bob Sinclar The sounds of...
Job?
ianmac: I need a job, preferably in the Halifax/Truro area. I have one lined up in Sydney, but I’d much rather live in Elmsdale and commute for the summer. If anyone has any information/ties to the mafia, leave a comment, call me, email me or express post a microfilm with details. If you’re going the microfilm route, make sure to get espionage insurance, spies love those things. Hey I think I...
“Live every week like it’s shark week”
– Tracy Morgan (30 Rock)
Draw my thing →
Addictive game
I love nostradamus →
“The Nostradamus Effect”, pretty cool documentary on his works etc.
She’s Only Happy in the Sun - Ben Harper A...
Let it Be - Brooke White Now I don’t follow...