When you look at it, this had really been a long time coming. I know we’ve been hanging out quite a bit lately, but this “thing” we have going on here really needs to end.
We’ve had some good times together, and bad times too. Times when I feel like I’m addicted to you and times when I refuse to be seen around you. Like in the library.
Lately I feel like something has changed though, and I know it wasn’t me. I’m getting a kinda creepy vibe from you that I’m just not comfortable with. So… friends?
See you later Facebook,
-Your top friend, Katie
Titled so to show I can relate to my audience. (Even an unwilling audience, is an audience none the less.)
Biochemistry is the worst thing ever.
It would have made my life a whole lot easier if if was never invented madeup k… discovered. Whatever.
Also, my life would have been a lot easier if you didn’t come a year, 9 months, 11 days and 4 hours ahead of me like some cognitively advanced John the Baptist and raise the expectations of our parents to ungodly heights.
Also, it’d be kinda cool if my profs could mark me on the amount of TV i watch online, and iTunes songs I preview rather than course content.
K
P.S. Is it a sin to infer that you are Jesus?
ianmac:
They must have a promo on or something
I can’t believe my parents still suggest busing as a travel option.
“ There are men I dream about and sometimes there are men I dream to be, like Kurt Von Trapp from “The Sound of Music.” I know, I know, he’s not sexy or well-dressed. He’s better! He’s a Von Trapp Family Singer! I love them all so much (except annoying Brigitta - yuck) and would never favor one child over another, but there’s just something about Kurt I connect with. I don’t know, maybe it’s because I, too, am an incorrigible young buck under the control of a powerful, emotionless Captain Von Trapp. Kurt gives me hope. He is free now, frolicking in the hills with his brothers and sisters, tipping over canoes, and yodeling. Doe-ray-NOT mi! I still sit captive, dreaming of the day a kind-hearted governess emerges from the elevators, walks over to me with hand-sewn play clothes to rescue me as, just she did Kurt.
—
Lloyd-Entourage
What a gem.
“ I heard that you should do one thing a day that scares you. That’s why I have unprotected sex. Everyday.
— probably some frosh
No, there is nothing seriously* wrong with me.
Like the Jedi… I have returned.
*read; nothing wrong that has recently come to the attention of the world.
